Thursday, September 21, 2006

Things That are Difficult to Say When You’re Drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
– Indubitably
– Innovative
– Preliminary
– Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
– Specificity
– British
– Constitution
– Passive-aggressive disorder
– Loquacious
– Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
– Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex
– Nope, no more booze for me
– Sorry, but you’re not really my type
– Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight
– Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing

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