Texan Couple in Paris

A Texan couple were arguing while touring in Paris.

They were hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner.

When the waiter arrived, the rancher said,” I’ll have a BIG THICK PORTERHOUSE STEAK.”

The waiter replied,”Monsieur, what about the Mad Cow? ”

He said, “She’ll have a Salad and Juice.”