Wednesday, August 16, 2006

T-Shirt Collection

-Death is the greatest kick of all. That’s why they save it for last.

-Money can’t buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.

-Time flies when you don’t know what you’re doing.

-Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive.

-We should forgive our enemies, but only after they have been taken out & shot.

-How can I love you if you won’t lie down?

-I am not going deaf. I am ignoring you.

-I can tell you’re lying. Your lips are moving.

-It’s hard to soar like an eagle when you’re surrounded by turkeys.

-It’s better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.

-If you can’t dazzle ‘em with brilliance, baffle ‘em with bullshit.

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