Wednesday, August 16, 2006

16 questions to make you think

1. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
2. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon to the pan?
3. What’s another word for thesaurus?
4. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
5. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
6. Why do kamikaze pilots wore helmets?
7. Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
8. Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
9. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
10. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
11. If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
12. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
13. If a stealth bomber crashes in the forest, does it make a sound?
14. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
15. When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?
16. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

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