Thursday, July 06, 2006

Things That are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
-- Indubitably
-- Innovative
-- Preliminary
-- Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
-- Specificity
-- British
-- Constitution
-- Passive-aggressive disorder
-- Loquacious
-- Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
-- Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
-- Nope, no more booze for me
-- Sorry, but you're not really my type
-- Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
-- Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

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